Friday, July 4, 2008

An Open Letter to Pirates Everywhere

Dear Pirates:

Don't come here or the superheroes will fight you and put you in jail. And you should be scared away. You should only be in movies.

Our dog Sasha will protect the house and you will not be happy if you break it. So stay away.

You will not beat my dad. And we will beat all of you. My dad will take the last weapon from you. We will knock you in the water. We will fight you.

And you will not fight Mr. Smee.

Sincerely,

Joshua Ross

Sent in a bottle down the river to ward off any pirates that might be considering an attack on our house.

5 comments:

R said...

fantastic

Aunt Becky said...

Well. I will tell EVERY pirate I know not to bug you people.

Sarah said...

You'd better - we mean business over here.

Anonymous said...

Yarrgghhh.

Ahoy ye landlubbers.

I gots yer lily-lovin' message on me boat an ye best be knowin' I'm comin' in to port.

A-BOMB said...

I LOVE THAT KID