Tuesday, July 21, 2009

5 things that I have said during the course of today's nap...

...that I really, truly, never thought would come out of my mouth:
  • "No, I will not smell your finger."
  • "If it itches, you need to go wipe again."
  • "Let go of your penis and put your head on your pillow."
  • "Don't make me come in there."
and lastly...
  • "Would you like some Benadryl?"


Jeremy said...

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard #3....

Kendra Lynn said...

LOL....that is the difference between having boys and having girls...absolutely priceless.

Mama Cas said...

Frequently heard at our house:

"Stop pinching your wiener and just go pee!"

"Please don't chew on your toenails."

"Come here so I can comb your spitty hair." (My second son likes to suck on his thumb, then wipe it through the front of his hair. He's 7.)

Ain't it fun to have kids?