Sunday, March 18, 2007

It's amazing that I'm still married...

Subject: Your Verizon Wireless Account Number ending with 6944-00001

Your current Verizon Wireless bill statement is now available for online viewing. The current balance due is $414.97.You can conveniently view your bill statement at www.verizonwireless.com.

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That's in ONE MONTH, kids. I cried until Verizon agreed to split the bill with me. I had a total idiot moment where I thought using Simul-Ring on my Vonage account would be cool. I didn't realize, however, that forwarded calls would all show as coming from my house phone, rather than other IN-network phones. So I used 1200 minutes on a 450 minute plan. Nice.

Seriously, who is that oblivious and totally irresponsible? Only me.

5 comments:

daedra said...

I assume you are a little retarded.

Sarah said...

Of course I am. That's partly why I like you.

daedra said...

ahhh, now I understand. The other reason you like me must be for my body.

Sarah said...

Yeah, I'm a boobman.

rachelle said...

i just like how COURTEOUS they are about it...
"you may conveniently view your bill..."