Thursday, September 8, 2005

Top 10 signs you have a baby

1. There are (soggy) Cheerios in the bottom of your bathtub.
2. There are more things in your living room made of plastic than made of any other material.
3. You regularly find yourself rocking back and forth in line at the grocery store.
4. When someone greets you with "Hey, Victor" you promptly respond with "Hey, Freddie!"
5. Gymbucks are as exciting as real bucks.
6. You check inside your shoe for Hot Wheels before putting it on.
7. More than 50% of the food in your cupboard is in 4 ounce jars.
8. It takes you at least two hours to shower and leave the house.
9. You regularly watch PBS because the damn child safety lock keeps you out of the remote drawer.
10. You can't pee because there's a duck swimming in your toilet.